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DelC
08-25-2001, 18:54
Ananova.com - Story filed: 16:13 - Tuesday, 21st August, 2001

A Peruvian man who last year chopped off his penis in protest at not having a job has sliced off one of his testicles because of his low pay.

Labourer Eduardo Velez Alejos, 36, whose penis has been successfully re-attached, made his unusual protest outside the country's parliament.

He asked guards outside the Lima building to let him speak to President Carlos Ferrero Costa. When they refused, he pulled out a knife and cut off his left testicle.

According to the El Comercio newspaper, he was taken to the Dos de Mayo hospital. Doctors failed to reattach the testicle during emergency surgery.

"I'm doing all this to protest at my terrible situation," he told doctors.

Hospital spokesman Carlos Viera said: "He's a labourer. Last year he was asking for work. This time he wanted a pay rise because he says his wages are low."

Mr Viera said Velez can still enjoy "a normal sex life".
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I wonder what kind of drugs this idiot is on??

JSavage
08-26-2001, 06:45
WWWWWOWWWWW!!

When I wasn't happy with my pay, I found a new job! I guess he went "nuts".

He lost his "marbles".

He must have been feeling a little "Teste".

Maybe he got te "ball" rolling.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D :chain1:

Birky
08-26-2001, 06:58
Jsavage you are a sick man in need of serious counseling ROTFLMAO

DelC I guess he is on Viagra.

HB
08-26-2001, 11:33
Talk about extreme !! This guy takes it to a whole new limit. Must have an unbelievable tolerance level for pain !

ToppDog
08-26-2001, 14:52
Good ones JSavage!!! Here's a few more for you guys:

After protests, he left the ball in their court.

Immediately upon meeting the patient, the hospital psychiatrist said "Well, I can see your nuts!"

He has a loose nut.

He decided to depart from his current employer...one ball at a time!

He just wanted to cut loose.

He gave the government his Testi-monial.

He was cutting his losses.

He wasn't cut out for it.

If he believed he was going to get a raise from this, he must have thought it was a dough-nut!

Okay, I'm out of ammo, I can't think of any more. Who else has got some good ones?

Surlyfritz209
08-26-2001, 15:05
MY DEAR LORD!!! UNBELIEVABLE, ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE. THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!!!

DelC
08-27-2001, 02:22
He only has one option left for employment!! Or, is it an option right??

CPD-Dispatcher
08-27-2001, 06:17
OUCH is all I can say

k9cop21811
08-28-2001, 00:46
With that kind of passion he'd probably make some woman very happy. Now if he could only figure out a way to stop cutting off the one area of his body that he'll need the most, he'll be good to go. He's still active now, but if they don't start paying this guy more he may not be so lucky next time. It takes all kinds to make up this world. By the way, did he get the raise?

ACLP82
08-30-2001, 21:39
if you think about it, if he keeps this up, he wont be able to bring anymore wackos (like himself) into this world.

wags
09-07-2001, 14:15
I'm sorry, but I would have to start with a toe or something!!!!

margherita_2315
09-11-2001, 07:22
LOLLLLLL!!!! You guys are killing me!!! LOL!!!!! Quite intertaining!!!!!!