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cpersons
08-28-2001, 22:26
I was reading all of the strange and odd complaints that people have been dispatched to and just had to add one that is just odd.

Have---had this fine family that we would spend several times a week going to their house on complaints. One day we went to the residence on the following.

Complaint was that the young man that lived there was up on the roof of the house taking a dump. Upon arrivial I looked up and observed a full moon. The subject was on the apex of the roof, knees folded taking a crap on the roof. It was cool outside and you could see the steam coming up from the pile of crap.

Yes, he did get a ride in the baby blue, but only after he TP'd the bung hole!

:bounce:
trentl1999
08-29-2001, 15:32
Boy, A man can't even take a crap 'on' his own property anymore!
Surlyfritz209
08-30-2001, 02:46
One question, WHY?!? Why in the name of God would you take a dump on your own roof? WHY....WHY....WHY????????
DelC
08-30-2001, 03:15
What was the idiot charged with??? We wouldn't have any laws here to cover that, if it was on his own property!!
ACLP82
09-01-2001, 00:55
Isnt the term for that "Public ______" i just cant think of it right now..anyone?
WudUpA
11-29-2001, 00:01
Public Lewdness:eek:
gbcop
11-29-2001, 12:40
I'm just totally 100% speechless. The question of "WHAT IN THE HELL WOULD POSSES SOMEONE TO DO THAT" comes to mind though :D ;) :confused: :eek:
Birky
11-29-2001, 17:41
Gonzo are you off your medication again?
stubrie
11-29-2001, 18:40
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!!
HAVEGUNWILLTRVL
11-29-2001, 19:03
ROFLMAO!!!


That reminds me of when I was a Platoon Sergeant for a Platoon of transient soldiers in the Army and one time had a "Phantom Crapper" Taking dumps in unsecured wall lockers. Never did catch the "Phantom Crapper" but I did have the most secure Platoon Area after that. What would you charge them with anyway? That is hilarious!!!

Ski
CustomsCop
12-01-2001, 13:42
Talk about being in the dumps afterward!!
Matthew C.
12-01-2001, 18:26
In my city we have a municipal code for urinating or defecating in public but he was on private property so I don't know if it would fly. Man people are strange and never cease to amaze me.

Matthew C.
HWYPTL1192
12-03-2001, 21:21
Guess no ones ever heard of Sh%t on a Shingle?