Whole new meaning to the word PIG

[MaryHelenMadrid]

Dear Ones! This just came my way recently from DOD friends!

^^^An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig.
Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell.
I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be
true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline
flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as
they would not want their souls to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into
Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more
successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs
A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike
their water supply with a few thousands gallons of Scotch, get
them drunk and turn the pigs loose.
The war would be over in a weekend.
Just a thought.^^^

Love You All, The Rev

[JSavage]

Maybe we can spread some propaganda:

"the U.S. has developed a new Bacon Bullet"

"United Nation's unveil the new pork based fuel for the Tracked Vehicles"

It's a thought

[NAC7815]

Why don't we just get the pigs drunk and then send them over. Save the tax payers some money by killing two birds with one stone.

What would you call a drunk pig? And no ladies it's not a Man!

[CustomsCop]

You wanna give em some heart attacks send some hustler with those drunk pigs

[NAC7815]

LMAO!!! Drunk pigs...Hustler!!! Why are we dropping 1,000lb bombs? A 100lb drunk pig with a hustler taped to its back seems like it would do the trick!

[FL Boy]

Dropping pigs on that less than desireable place.........? You all should really apologize for threatening that...............to the pigs of course!

[gibby11]

"The other white meat...." hmmmm... It's a thought, how about sending pig farmers to FLETC? They could cross-train with the FAM's and make a deadly combo. Instead of aluminum bullets use the "Bacon-Bullet" that jsavage designed and.... damn, I digress, sorry everyone, fatigue has kicked in!!

gibby

[MaryHelenMadrid]

..speaking of white meat..Another story from my own Mind File:

..Peter O'Toole was in NYC for a posh apartment dinner soire and served chicken breast at the main course...he liked it so much he told his hostess, "This is so delicious may I have please more breast?"
The hostess replied, "Sir, in America we refer to breast of chicken as white meat."

Well, he sheepishly, non-verbally responded with a nod, took his correction and then said, "Thank You Ma'm, I shall never forget."

Two weeks later he sent the old Dowager a lovely corsage. In the florist's delivered fancy wrappings was a little card to her that said, "Madam, Thank You so much for the lovely dinner. Please pin the enclosed to your white meat"

This is a true story.
Sorry...it IS "coffee break".....Rev MH