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We let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture Osama Bin Laden, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
DJOHNSON954
10-16-2001, 20:47
Good one Delc. However, I have my own idea of punishment for this sick BASTARD!!! I say we do as you said as far capturing him and bring him back to the heart of New York City. Put him in the middle of "ground zero" and let him get what's coming to him. Oh and to be fair, give him a bananna to defend himself with.
No games, no bullshit, just drag the m*therf*cker in the street and put a bullet in his head. End of story!
Delc I had an e-mai fowarded to me about doing that. It is an excellent idea, since women in Afghanistan (according to the Taliban) are pretty much scum. One thing I thought of was, capturing the bastard, bringing him back to the U.S. put him in the middle of Ground Zero, and have him and G. Bush fight, and have Bush kick the shit out of him. Just think they could put it on pay-per view!!! It would make billions, and all the proceeds could go to the victims. Then keep him in jail until the completion of the new WTC. Then the day it opens bring him to the roof, and drop the bastard off!!!! END OF STORY! Far fetched? Yes I know, but come' on use your imagination!!! It would be great, but yeah it's highly unlikely!! One thing I heard that is a possibility is that if they find him ,they are going to kill him and then cover it up, and make like he is missing, so he won't become a martyr in the eyes of other's, and this way it won't insight any other's of his kind to try and copy him.
FireKila23
10-21-2001, 12:14
You know thats a pretty good idea gcc, and when he's in jail (after G. Bush fight and before new wtc opens) you could send him to like a maximum security prison and have gang-bangers, drug dealers, etc. gang rape him to give him a little torment. That would def. make him think twice about everything he's done in the name of "Allah."
Draw and Quarter anyone??>>> All above options are do-able... But the pay-per-view...ROFL!!
Women are treated very harshly, so the "operation" would be an appropriate measure ..Just make sure you "bill" the Taliban for the medical costs...!
gibby
segura01
11-02-2001, 11:29
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.......line him up and all his followers who are responsible and dip each in pigs blood and let them see so they will know they are ALL GOING straight to hell.
gcc123,
I think Bush might get his butt kicked, he kind of looks more like a momma’s boy to me, rather than a street fighter??
vengeance05
11-02-2001, 12:51
Of coarse Bin Laden is about 6'6" and only 140lbs so I don't think he looks too tough either.
As mad as most Americans are now, I don't think Osama would have a chance in a fistfight with Bush. Oh by the way I meant Barbara Bush.
Yep, I think Barbara could probably take him!!
NO NO NO! I'm sorry but you guys are sadly mistaken. Yes he gives off the presence of a Mama's boy, but he really isn't! I read an article this past summer in Muscle and Fitness, which described his daily routine. I dug it up and here's what he does. 2 miles of jogging a day, 3 days of weight training, can bench press 225lbs for 6 reps, he has a dietecian who advise him on his meals, and also has a personal trainer with him during his train (along with secret service I'm sure)! It also noted that besides himself and Bill Clinton, America has had it share of out of shape presidents, but since September 1th, who knows if he has had the time to keep up with his routine. I myself thought he was a sissy til' I saw the pics of him in the magazine. Also I feel that he can be stern when he has too, as of late there have been time when he looked pretty heated, which is understandable.
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