SEALs BETTER THAN TALIBAN

[JB2]

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One U.S. Navy SEAL is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One U.S. Navy SEAL is better than one hundred Taliban."

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The American voice calls out again "One U.S. Navy SEAL is better than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machineguns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."

[gcc123]

LOL, ok maybe this will top that one!!


The Afghan Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Afghan says, "You know, I have just one question about
>what I have seen in America" The American says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do." The Afghan whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Afghans. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Afghans in Star Trek." The American laughs and leans
>over. "That's because it takes place in the future."

:D

[DelC]

Originally posted by JB2
"One U.S. Navy SEAL is better than ten Taliban." The way I heard the story, they were Marines, not Seals. I even think they were admin, rather than Recon or special forces!!!